Saturday, January 23, 2010

Episode 3: Max

Today I want to talk about why the hell I and the other cats in the world community supposedly hate water!!!!

Now me being a very outgoing in the now cat, (I'm not gay) I like to eat fish. Now recently I've been thinking about eating more fish so I have a nice balanced healthy diet, (need to get rid of the Mcdonalds.) but the dilema I've come across is that fish live in water. Apparently cats hate water so how the hell do I get the fish.

Before you ask I've tryed the shops and for some odd reason cats don't get served, Why? I've thought about making a boat but not having posable thumbs makes the task so much harder, probably because I cant hold a hammer.

I've thought about fishing but what kind spear, net, rod, pole, dynamite. I really don't know what to do so if you guys have any tips or suggestions please let me know in the comment section below. (Or you could just give me some nice fishy nom noms)

Have a good weekend guys, Max out xx (tell your friends.)

1 comment:

  1. Try dangling your tail into a place where there are fishes and when one bites whip your tail out and there is a fish for you to eat. ps thats how bill does it.

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