Not guessed what I am, well I'm a cat thats right, a cat writing a blog oh my god your thinking well Kane kindly wrote this for me but I gave him the material (not letting him take the credit) so I'm about to give you a account of my day a cats day.
So my day starts like yours dragging myself out of bed except my getting up time varys drastically. Why you ask? Quite simple I have a very active social life. Yes I bet your thinking cats have social lifes, what does he do go to the kitty club and get drunk on milk and vodka? No I don't sorry to dissapoint, you know the screaming noises outside at night thats me and my mates hanging out having a laugh.
After getting up I might hope I get some breakfast, now no offence to my owners but only two people seem to feed me. Kane and his mum and I'm very grateful for that. If I get a chance I'l go out and hunt a field mouse or a bird.
The hunt is one of my favourite past times, the thrill of the chase and the climax of the kill the things that make the hunt fun and entertaining. I know some people say "cats are cruel they torture their prey" blah de blah. Well I say bloody well sod off who the hell are you to judge me you don't even know me, god I hate stereotypes.
After hunting I might go and hang with the guys on the wall or I might hang with the girls eh eh (A cat has his needs). Or I might head back to the house. But theres one tiny, slight problem with that. What you ask?
The sodding humans make sit on that blasted outside windowcill for god damn ages and it drives me mad what did I do wrong? I don't know thats what. I can be sat on the things for 15 to 30 minutes, and I find it bloody unacceptable especially in the recent weather I nearly froze me knackers off yes, the crown jewels nearly froze but I got let in eventually, thank god.
And the last thing I do is curl up some where nice and warm and drift into the sweet land of nodd.
I would like to thank Kane for this opportunity and if you like this please leave a comment and I might give Kane some more material.
Anyways I hope you have a purfect day, toddles.
Hey Max :D ... My god, you're a fair bit brainier than my cat... You might know him.. He's quite thick :P ...
ReplyDeleteWell done with the blog :) I'm likin' it :) ... Give Kane a hug for me.. As best you can anyway :) <3