Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Episode 2: Max

Right well since of the nice comments from you wonderful furless people, Kane has let me write another blog. (Yay power to the felines.) Anyways today I'm gonna talk about my new year resolutions, It might be a tad late but oh well.

Number 1: Come home and see the humans more, now this might sound stupid but I stay out till stupid hours. When me, Ceefer, Charlie and Bill hit the town theres no stopping us, we party llike a kitten on catnip and coffee. (Which is a great mix, I didn't tell you that.)

Number 2 : Lay off the liquid courage. Now i wouldn't say I'm an alcoholic but I like a little drink...ok a lot of drink, but can you blame me? But the other guys are just bad, I think. If I see the other guys soon I'l find out and maybe one day I might tell you a story of when I had one too many drinks, but only maybe.

Number 3: Try and control the primal instincts. One of the humans got a pet Rat or should I say Rats because there were two at first, and yes I killed one. Don't pull that face and judge me. I think I did the right thingbecause the first Rat escaped and the humans couldn't catch it, (inferior beings.) So in flys super cat Max to save day and get rid of the pest and I did a very good job if I don't say so myself.

So thats it for my new year resolutions, I like to know yours so leave a comment if you would.
Also if you think you know people who would enjoy this please spread the word.

Im off now time to get some nom noms bye.
Max. x

2 comments:

  1. My new years resolution is to learn to fly :D ...

    Max, are you the reason that Ceefer is staying out until ungodly times in the morning??? If it is, keep him out, he's scaring my new fish!!! ... Thanks for the update - keep 'em coming :D <3

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  2. That was a brilliant and look after Bill when your out because she is getting old 18 in human years dont know how many in cats keep them coming plz love you xxx

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